Graduation Speech : New School
Good evening my fellow classmates, parents, guardians, and teachers. Welcome to Delphi’s graduation for the best graduating class in the world, today, right now, June 29th, 2016.
Thank you for the honour of being named your valedictorian. I am very grateful and excited to be here, (but if this goes poorly, remember, I nominated Riley. If this goes well, I will certainly do speeches for your birthdays, baptisms, family reunions, all those shindigs. Just call me over and we can work out pricing later